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OFFICIAL SCRIPT OF THE BEST-SELLING VIDEOGAME: "The Island of Infinite Treasures"
CHAPTER 8: An Intellectual Challenge
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(Player and the girl spend the next few minutes following the dungeon's cavernous corridor.)
(Soon the corridor comes to an end. They find themselves entering a much broader cavern, in the middle of which is a table that has a circular hole on its top as well as a cylinder next to it whose cross section has the exact same size as the hole.)
Girl: "This is an extremely sophisticated puzzle that can only be solved by the smartest person in the world."
(The screen fades out and begins to display portraits of Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and other famous historical figures. After quoting some of their most famous words in a deep masculine voice, the screen resumes back to the sight of the table.)
Girl: (Looking at the table), "One must solve this puzzle in order to unlock treasures that are hidden from us." (Kneeling down and starting to cry), "I am so sorry because I understand that you do not want to use your brain at any occasion because you are a gamer."
(A payment window appears on the screen. Its background is decorated with images of young women in swimming suits.)
Girl: (Sobbing), "Visa and Mastercard are also available options."
(Player clicks the payment button. After a brief moment, the cylinder slides itself through the table's circular hole. Fireworks and clapping sounds promptly burst out, letting the player know that he just solved the puzzle.)
(Camera zooms out and reveals the entire floor, which is now filled with glowing chests and rainbow-colored crystals.)